by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | May 31, 2025 | News
Fourth in our series of Vogon Poems written for our Towel Day 2025 competition. Our judges comment was “I was done by the end of the title. But then, oh no, there was more!” An arduous ode to the difficulty of finding comfortable clothes to engender...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | May 31, 2025 | News
Third in our series of fan made Vogon Poems for Towel Day 2025. Word from our judges is they appreciate this was even shorter than the second (can this trend continue?) Flarnbog Ruminations Upon the sludge-plumped Earth of grumble-thoughts,Where Hagra biscuits crunch...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | May 30, 2025 | News
The second vogon poem from our Towel Day 2025 competition. The judges comment was “shorter than the first!”. On driving northward on the M6 motorway between Walsall and Preston Do you need a radiator in your bathroom? No, really. Do you need a new radiator or any...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | May 30, 2025 | News
The first vogon poem from our Towel Day 2025 competition. The judges comment was “the best part was how, after having read it, I never had to read it again”. Ode To The Lump I call My Brain There is no forecasting the futureAlpha beta gamma delta are keep...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | Apr 22, 2025 | News
2025 Towel Day Contests In partnership with Curious King Publishers, ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha (the Official Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Appreciation Society) invites you to participate in two upcoming contests. The first is our 2025 Towel Day Vogon Poetry Contest...
