Third in our series of fan made Vogon Poems for Towel Day 2025. Word from our judges is they appreciate this was even shorter than the second (can this trend continue?)

Flarnbog Ruminations

Upon the sludge-plumped Earth of grumble-thoughts,
Where Hagra biscuits crunch in spleenful glee,
The flarnbog’s mood, like Thursdays, means a lot—
It blarniflates in vexful jubilee.
Oh, squelch me not with drangle-beasts, I plea!