On driving northward on the M6 motorway between Walsall and Preston
Do you need a radiator in your bathroom?
No, really. Do you need a new radiator or any other appliances in your bathroom?
If you are driving northward on the M6 motorway between Walsall and Preston
There is a company desperately trying to sell you one
And also other unspecified plumbing products
With their endless advertising placards in farmers’ fields offering next day delivery
But I don’t think I need a radiator in my bathroom
Although the mixer tap on my bath has turned crap
But that’s really a job for B&Q or Screwfix or even the cheapskates’ parade at your local council-run recycling centre
You never know you might get lucky but you’ll probably end up leaving with a rowing machine that doesn’t quite work properly, oh well
And on the subject of bathrooms, there go Sandbach services and I should have stopped because I need the toilet.