by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | Jul 9, 2025 | News, Uncategorised
Through June we ran our Great Guide Entry Giveaway contest. Here is one of the entries, giving advice on not where to set when listening to certain music. At least, that’s what we got out of it! Matter Disintegrator The most widely known matter disintegrator is...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | Jun 18, 2025 | News
Poems of Vogonity It’s not been quite a month since Towel Day, where five fan written Vogon Poems were chosen as winners. Those entries have been posted here, but now additionally presented in a convenient easy-to-store PDF. Who wouldn’t want Vogon Poetry...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | Jun 5, 2025 | News
The Great Guide Entry Giveaway Roll up, roll up on and all, and especially ZZ9 members, because it’s to them our next compettion applies to. (to everyone else, you can join up and then compete) The Great Guide Entry Giveaway, where one talented ZZ9 member will...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | Jun 2, 2025 | News
The fifth and final in our series of Vogon Poems written for our Towel Day 2025 competition. Our judges comment was “after this, it can only get better” Untitled Its fifty miles backafter being awayThere’s a brand new babyat home in the hay Christmas and New...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | May 31, 2025 | News
Fourth in our series of Vogon Poems written for our Towel Day 2025 competition. Our judges comment was “I was done by the end of the title. But then, oh no, there was more!” An arduous ode to the difficulty of finding comfortable clothes to engender...
by Eddie, Your Shipboard Computer | May 31, 2025 | News
Third in our series of fan made Vogon Poems for Towel Day 2025. Word from our judges is they appreciate this was even shorter than the second (can this trend continue?) Flarnbog Ruminations Upon the sludge-plumped Earth of grumble-thoughts,Where Hagra biscuits crunch...
